Seeing: Conflicting TV reports of a "mega winter storm" that is supposed to strike any minute
Touching: These keys as I try to stay off of Weather Underground and weather.com
Feeling: Certain that I will not get a snow day- in my four years in teaching, nary a snow day
Smelling: Defeat. Wait, I mean de feet. For a baby, Miles' feet can get a little funky.
Seriously, this kid's feet can get a little on the ripe side. How? I haven't a clue, but it's genetic. Your lucky there's not a scratch 'n' sniff app that I could use to upload a sample of just one stinky piggy.
And even more seriously, I wish the local networks would stop these bogus weather reports. My heart can't take the letdowns anymore. The seeming simple fantasy of sleeping in on a snowy morn is too painful to have slip away again. I've been through this same set-up at least 5 times this year. There should be a state law that prohibits providing false snow reports to teachers. Believe me kids, we want a snow day more than you!
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