Anna needs...

Some of my favorite blogs (Opposite Kids and MeAnderings- see "Blogs I Heart" list) and thousands of other sites have been doing this "experiment." (Those are actually air quotes, not real quotes.)   This is an on-line experiment requiring the Google search engine and a good sense of humor.  Step One:  Determine your first name.  Check with parental units and/or birth records is doubt arises.  Step Two:  Take said proper name and compose the following phrase: "(Insert your name) needs" in the Google search window.  Step Three:  Giggle at all the weird phrases that pop up.  

Disclaimer:  If your search was anything like mine, you'll find some rather questionable like-named folks out there.  A few were a bit nasty- but whatever, it's not really you or me.  (Or is it???)  So laugh I say!

Without further ado, this is what I apparently need:

Anna needs...

to give her family a variety of vegetables

the security of parental support

a really good attorney

monitoring 24 hours a day

to be adding a little bacon grease to those beans

humility

to develop her anthropological perspectives

to go away to where all the little witches go

not to curse anymore

to be prompted to go to the bathroom

more coffee

more sleep

to try hard at cooking

a home

a boyfriend

to be excused from class

to find a toilet

new ones

If you are very literal, you'll appreciate what I did next.  I searched for "insert your name needs" and got three interesting results.  Here goes:

Insert your name needs...

-to go deeper into hock

-to be excused from work, as he has an urgent appointment with a cold pint of beer in the nearest pub

-chastising when (insert my name) decides (insert your name) needs it

Happy hunting.  I'd love to see your funniest results; just post them in the comment box.